|Guaranteed to baffle The B.......|
The calendar can always be relied upon to cause confusion in the ranks . . . .
Take the Longest Day, for instance.
Last night, The B&G both went to bed at 7pm, as per usual.
Feeling a touch unwell, The B awoke an hour or so later and, for some reason, decided to look out of his bedroom window.
Upon opening the curtains and raising the blackout blind, he encountered sunshine bright enough to convince him that morning had arrived.
His clock showing 8.15, it was a reasonable assumption.
Persuading him in his bemused state that he had slept for less than an hour - and that it, in fact, was still early evening - was not the easiest task imaginable . . . .