|Not effective on bruises . . . .|
Four quick things about The G:
1) Last night, in the bath, I caught her trying to scrub the bruises off her knees using her favourite pink sponge.
2) Earlier this afternoon, I had to ask her to stop licking the car.
3) Having just had the importance of not wandering off underlined, she spent a recent shopping trip bellowing at The B, over and over again, 'YOU GET LOST!'
4) In recent days, she has developed an obsessive interest in Ring a Ring o' Roses or, as she calls it, Ringy-Rosy-Roundy, and, yes, we have to use her version, or else . . . .