Close combat, crossbows and The B on a jet-ski . . . .

Is a little less rain this summer too much to ask?

Earlier this morning, selecting activities from the Center Parcs brochure for our annual summer visit . . . .
Swimming is a must, as always, The B&G both keen to ensure maximum pool time.
The B has his eye on Mini Jet-Skis, The G on Toddler Dance, although Little Hawkers is dividing opinion at this time.
He seems to be up for holding some birds of prey, her rather less so, the prospect prompting The G to flee the room, squealing, 'I'm not carrying an eagle . . . ."
The B thought he might like to sample Junior Fencing - that is, until I told him said pastime involved foam swords and not, as he had thought, actual fencing (the kind that tends to be found in gardens, parks and the like).
He seems to have decided that close combat isn't his thing.
Junior Crossbows, on the other hand . . . .